Sunday, March 25, 2007

Get Out of Jail Free Cards

  1. It's always been like that.
  2. Ah, well, that's nature for you.
  3. We are aware of the situation and measures are being taken.
  4. It's completely organic.
  5. I've been having problems with my email.
  6. It's a habitat pile.
  7. That's the traditional method of doing it.
  8. What memo?
  9. I'm just a volunteer.
  10. That's not my dog.

3 comments:

Reg Pither said...

...................................11. It is a Tudor condom.
12. The bed was on fire when I got into it.
13. I don't know what that star is - I'm not from round here.
14. I was in a tunnel when you phoned.
15. You are confusing me with........

Garry said...

16 [When in France] Je suis Anglais.

tea and cake said...

16. Look at my face, am I BOVVERED?!