The Gardener decided to have some sport with McColleague.
"I heard a rumour about you and Lovely Warden," he said.
"Oh yes?" replied McColleague, with a due sense of wariness.
"I heard he rubbed his nuts on your chest."
"That's true, he did."
"Were they raw?"
"Were they raw? Or were they cooked? The nuts."
"You are a very naughty man and I am not going to talk to you any more."