Saturday, April 21, 2007

Whodunnit?

The Evidence:

Found outside the gatehouse, moments before letting in the visitors.
The Usual Suspects:


Janet
Age 17
Special moves: eating chicken, dribbling and staring.



Jules

Age 2

Special moves: using my leg as a scratching post, getting stuck up trees and sitting in people's trousers while they're on the toilet.




Vince

Age 2

Special moves: dangerous rooftop manoeuvres and killing small creatures with ruthless efficiency.


11 comments:

mym said...

I vote Jules...

A Detective said...

Are you sure it wasn't Mildred?

stitchwort said...

Beautiful cats.
Which one wasn't so interested in their tea?

Doris said...

Mym - possibly....

A Detective (whom I strongly suspect to be Boz!) - are you suggesting Mildred would kill and eat rodents? With her dentures? Doubtful.

Stitchwort - they are all continually ravenous. They wolf down the Whiskas like there's an imminent mouse famine.

Boz said...

Do you know - anonymous really wasn't me - I promise! However, I am with him or her on every level.

That... is an ex-rodent.

Doris said...

Blimey, Boz, that means your Mildred spin-off promotion is really working!

cogidubnus said...

They were on the drive...its obvious - I nominate Doris! Can I head up the "Cats are Innocent" campaign?

madame said...

Actually, gazxing at the pic through the fog of post-shag hangover, I thought it was a severed willy and I reckon Lorena Bobbit dunnit.

Doris said...

Cogidubnus - I am innocent! Things I run over are never so neatly dissected! They are much much flatter too.

Hello Madame Z - heheheh, now you come to mention it, I can see how you might think that at a first glance. Thought the part with teeth in it is quite worrying.

Anonymous said...

I knew only one thing - it wasn`t me.... :) Slava!!!

tea and cake said...

i am a tad older than 17, and i never killed anything but,

me and Janet are one and the same person in our habits.