The Evidence:
Found outside the gatehouse, moments before letting in the visitors. The Usual Suspects:
Janet
Age 17
Special moves: eating chicken, dribbling and staring.
Jules
Age 2
Special moves: using my leg as a scratching post, getting stuck up trees and sitting in people's trousers while they're on the toilet.
Vince
Age 2
Special moves: dangerous rooftop manoeuvres and killing small creatures with ruthless efficiency.
11 comments:
I vote Jules...
Are you sure it wasn't Mildred?
Beautiful cats.
Which one wasn't so interested in their tea?
Mym - possibly....
A Detective (whom I strongly suspect to be Boz!) - are you suggesting Mildred would kill and eat rodents? With her dentures? Doubtful.
Stitchwort - they are all continually ravenous. They wolf down the Whiskas like there's an imminent mouse famine.
Do you know - anonymous really wasn't me - I promise! However, I am with him or her on every level.
That... is an ex-rodent.
Blimey, Boz, that means your Mildred spin-off promotion is really working!
They were on the drive...its obvious - I nominate Doris! Can I head up the "Cats are Innocent" campaign?
Actually, gazxing at the pic through the fog of post-shag hangover, I thought it was a severed willy and I reckon Lorena Bobbit dunnit.
Cogidubnus - I am innocent! Things I run over are never so neatly dissected! They are much much flatter too.
Hello Madame Z - heheheh, now you come to mention it, I can see how you might think that at a first glance. Thought the part with teeth in it is quite worrying.
I knew only one thing - it wasn`t me.... :) Slava!!!
i am a tad older than 17, and i never killed anything but,
me and Janet are one and the same person in our habits.
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