Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bunny Girl

I have worded my press releases very carefully this year, in the run up to Easter.

If I am not careful, I can end up having to portray the gist of my press release for the benefit of the local press photographer. This leads to scenarios like these.

My press release this year emphasises all the other attractions we have to offer visitors this forthcoming weekend. The many activities and special features that cannot be illustrated by me holding an Easter Egg aloft or grinning like a maniac at a small fluffy chick. Anything to avoid having to wear a bunny costume about four sizes too small for me ever again.


9 comments:

Will said...

Air hare lair.

Reg Pither said...

Phwoar!!!

"Photographed outside court, Mrs Sparrow said she had asked for 13 other offences to be taken into consideration."

You do realise you have trashed the charming innocence of Beatrix Potter for me once and for all?

P.S. Are rabbits supposed to have big chest furniture? X

Betty said...

What is it with men and rabbits? My other half had a thing for that bunny in the Cadbury's Caramel adverts. I thought this was some sort of odd quirk but apparently quite a few blokes used to think she was pretty hot ...

Mind you, best not to think about it too much, eh?

Doris said...

Will - punny and suave - bonus!

Reg - "big chest furniture"? It's all fur, I assure you.

Betty - hello! Yes, it appears to be a common phenomenon. You only have to look at how Elmer Fudd reacts to Bugs in a bit of lippy and a frock.

cogidubnus said...

Phwoar indeed...if it really is all fur...no...not going there...phhhew...

Bert Sparrow said...

Mitts off you slavering hounds, she's mine! :O)

Boz said...

I am speechless.

mym said...

Gasp.

Doris said...

Cogi - all's fur in love and heritage....or something.

Bert - cheers me dear!

Boz - at least you still have the ability to type!

Mym - yes, this is the rabbity side to me you knew nothing of.