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Friday, January 26, 2007
I Have a New Skill
I tried to make a giraffe or a poodle, but they went bang.
I have made this instead. It is my creation and even I am disturbed.
9 comments:
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I confess to being a little disturbed at the best of times - and that's before I saw your... (?) erm... creation... (I knew you were a very talented woman but had no idea you were so gifted at blowing...
For the benefit of our transatlantic (left-pond) colleagues what you call Durex we call Sellotape (or scotch tape) ... what we call rubbers you call erasers ...what YOU call rubbers, Doris inflates into shapes like these!
Ok...now we've got that over with... can I pose the question... why?
Is this some kind of displacement therapy concerned with eradicating the stress caused by those "bloody minstrels" making off with your diary... has it, in fact, come back yet? Will the minstrels return next year? How is the stain on your wall? Have the CDs dried out yet?
As a faithful audience I think we desrve to know these things... ("More questions than answers?" ... wasn't it a hit in the 70s? Who wrote the crap anyway...
Heh! Thank you all for your comments. I share your concerns and confusion. Some things just come into being of their own volition, or so it can seem. On the plus side, it was an immensely successful conversation piece.
9 comments:
I confess to being a little disturbed at the best of times - and that's before I saw your... (?) erm... creation... (I knew you were a very talented woman but had no idea you were so gifted at blowing...
For the benefit of our transatlantic (left-pond) colleagues what you call Durex we call Sellotape (or scotch tape) ... what we call rubbers you call erasers ...what YOU call rubbers, Doris inflates into shapes like these!
Ok...now we've got that over with... can I pose the question... why?
Well I think it's a self portrait. The norks look familiar, anyway (running away)
Victoria Beckham says she's going to sue! How dare you advertise a VB doll without a licence!
speechless
xxx
oh dear.
*has nightmares*
Is this some kind of displacement therapy concerned with eradicating the stress caused by those "bloody minstrels" making off with your diary... has it, in fact, come back yet? Will the minstrels return next year? How is the stain on your wall? Have the CDs dried out yet?
As a faithful audience I think we desrve to know these things...
("More questions than answers?" ... wasn't it a hit in the 70s? Who wrote the crap anyway...
Hahaha, it's brilliant!
Was this what you learnt on that course?
Heh! Thank you all for your comments. I share your concerns and confusion. Some things just come into being of their own volition, or so it can seem. On the plus side, it was an immensely successful conversation piece.
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