A very pleasant couple were leaving, heading back to the car park via the Ticket Office.
"Did you enjoy your visit?"
"Oh yes, yes thank you."
"Can I just ask - who was that man, outside the house?"
"You mean our volunteer? Why, what did he say?"
"Yes, well, when we walked up to the front door he asked us 'Have you been to this dump before?'"
"Ah yes. That would be Dick. He's a character."
I like Dick, he's funny. He has a habit of saying things that people are quite sure he couldn't possibly have said. It brightens up a rainy afternoon.