It's that time of year again. The time when I become very excited about Halloween and spend a lot of time making or buying new props. I find it hard to resist showing off my new acquisitions in the scariest ways I can imagine. This means I spend a lot of time waiting in shadowy corners so I can leap out for encounters like this:
"You utter, utter cow. I almost had a heart attack."
"Sorry, Mildred. Ooh, is that Derek coming up the path? Don't tell him I'm behind the door!
And so on.