
"There is nothing- absolutely nothing- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in a 6x4, all terrain, off road vehicle. "
As Ratty would have said to Moley, if he'd stopped arsing around on the riverbank and gone for an insane, mud-spattered jaunt through the Wild Wood in a Gator.
Officially the Gator belongs to the wardens. But if they leave it unattended, with the keys in the ignition, they know full well that McColleague and I will be off. Well, if they didn't, they do now.