Friday, October 05, 2007

Glove Affair

I went over to the Ticket Office to offer my Visitor Reception Assistant a tea break. He gladly accepted and headed off to get a drink while I stood at the desk, poised to welcome our visitors and issue tickets as necessary.

In a quiet moment I looked on the shelf under the desk. This is where newspapers and magazines tend to accumulate. A book or a crossword puzzle are useful tools to help keep boredom at bay on those long wet Wednesdays when nobody visits.

What could be better than something to read to keep you company on a lonely afternoon?

Behold Gert and Colin! It appears there is an entertainment alternative to books or newspapers after all.

OK, so he actually keeps these on standby to entertain families with young children as they come through the Ticket Office, but I prefer to imagine the scenarios he enacts with them when he is unobserved.

5 comments:

Barry Lawrence said...

Entertaining the children???? That's a cock and bull story! (Gerrit?)

stitchwort said...

It's tempting to remark "that's the way to do it", but I'll resist.

Anonymous said...

are you sure they're not Bert and Colin?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they keep his fingers warm when the wind blows. Love the name tags!

cogidubnus said...

I wouldn't be too bothered by Gert and Colin...It's when Waldorf and Statler start heckling the Tour Guides from the Minstrels Gallery, and the volunteers keep greeting you with "He's BEHIND you" that you need to start worrying...