tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36034944.post2747303196947565517..comments2023-03-26T08:18:38.232+01:00Comments on Stately Moans: Today I Learned Something NewDorishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05073772085574986623noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36034944.post-31612040651745779512007-02-01T23:28:00.000+00:002007-02-01T23:28:00.000+00:00I was going to advise blaming it on paranormal act...I was going to advise blaming it on paranormal activity (have you read The Canterville Ghost? Oh, of course you have...).. some years ago when I was the manager of a team of assorted dimwits and minor criminals, a computer levitated *all by itself honest guv* out of a window one night to die a scattery death on the roof of the garage below. The Big Boss asked me how I thought it had happend and I'm still proud to say that with a straight face I replied.. "Er, poltergeists?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36034944.post-20584600385136989812007-01-31T21:46:00.000+00:002007-01-31T21:46:00.000+00:00Good news everyone!
Biological washing liquid, we...Good news everyone!<br /><br />Biological washing liquid, well diluted in a cup of warm water, removes the stains.<br /><br />Phew. I was already composing a fictitious backstory involving bloodstains, for crowd-pleasing explanations.Dorishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05073772085574986623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36034944.post-84430405210608665682007-01-31T19:35:00.000+00:002007-01-31T19:35:00.000+00:00Shit.
If it makes you feel any better, I can conf...Shit.<br /><br />If it makes you feel any better, I can confess to the world right now that I once seriously damaged the wooden flooring in a famous listed building by pulling up a strip of gaffer tape.Bozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02065257907482952779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36034944.post-27192359316100679472007-01-31T00:17:00.000+00:002007-01-31T00:17:00.000+00:00I must try that...it'll add variety to our rather ...I must try that...it'll add variety to our rather dull kitchen floor...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com